That's all you could come up with?
A monkey could come up with something better than that.
(Then again, you are a monkey.)
S-seriously?
Are you joking with that?
Am I joking with that? Are you?
(Who are you even? And why the hell are you standing there?)
S-seriously?!
Oh, don't give us that pious face.
I can see beyond the make-up and plastic surgery.
(Oh since you were in there anyway, why didn't you have that atrocity that is your face done?)
S-s-seriously?!
So YOU supposedly saved us?
(Not that I'm forgetting what you were up against...)
But weren't there any other people (I mean, monkeys) to choose from?
S-s-seriously?!?
Oh and you're telling us you're sorry.
Well SOOOORRY. None of us are buying it.
We're not biting into your spoiled caviar. (And don't think your champagne will get us drunk.)
S-s-s-seriously?!?
We're just glad you're down to your last.
But God knows how much more mayhem you can make.
(I just pity everyone else who're going to be stuck with you...)
Hello?!? Seriously?!
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